transyuzuki:

"Thor’s not a guy anymore.
Thor’s a gal.
Marvel Comics announced that their male hero of yore was no longer worthy to hold the mighty hammer Mjölnir.
(Bear with us.)
"The inscription on Thor’s hammer reads ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ Well it’s time to update that inscription," said Marvel editor Wil Moss in a statement. "The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!"
Wait, there’s more.
"This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR,” said writer Jason Aaron. “This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before."
Thor will be Marvel’s eighth comic featuring a female in its leading role, which the publisher says “aims to speak directly to an audience that long was not the target for Super Hero comic books in America: women and girls.”
So watch your back, Captain America.”
—FOX [411]
GUYS. GUYS


Thorita.

transyuzuki:

"Thor’s not a guy anymore.

Thor’s a gal.

Marvel Comics announced that their male hero of yore was no longer worthy to hold the mighty hammer Mjölnir.

(Bear with us.)

"The inscription on Thor’s hammer reads ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ Well it’s time to update that inscription," said Marvel editor Wil Moss in a statement. "The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!"

Wait, there’s more.

"This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR,” said writer Jason Aaron. “This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before."

Thor will be Marvel’s eighth comic featuring a female in its leading role, which the publisher says “aims to speak directly to an audience that long was not the target for Super Hero comic books in America: women and girls.”

So watch your back, Captain America.”

—FOX [411]

GUYS. GUYS

Thorita.

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forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

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sombernipples:

it began with curiosity.. and now it’s an addiction.

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

This was requested, but here are 10 terrifying gifs

A million messages asking me the sources of these gifs: 

1) VHS

2) Mama

3) The Conjuring

4) This YouTube Video

5) Paranormal Activity 3

6) Grave Encounters 2

7) Teen Wolf (lol) 

8) Xtro

9) Insidious

10) This YouTube Video

Let me be fabulous and link you all to the following movie links mentioned

VHS

MAMA

THE CONJURING

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3

GRAVE ENCOUNTERS 2

XTRO

INSIDIOUS

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(Source: airows, via marymisery)

My mom found a bunch of my old #starwars toys. #lando #luke #hansolo #bobafett #ig-88 #hothluke #bespinluke #2-1BMedicalDroid. #chewbacca

My mom found a bunch of my old #starwars toys. #lando #luke #hansolo #bobafett #ig-88 #hothluke #bespinluke #2-1BMedicalDroid. #chewbacca

aceclef:

Saw a #baldeagle at the lake today.  I happened to be quick on the draw. #luck = #preparation + #opportunity.

aceclef:

Saw a #baldeagle at the lake today. I happened to be quick on the draw. #luck = #preparation + #opportunity.

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(Source: harrywantsababy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Anonymous said: John/Sherlock, family.

makokitten:

            “I’m always amazed, you know,” says John from the safety of the kitchen as he and Sherlock watch Mr. and Mrs. Holmes bicker amicably in the living room.

            “At what?”

            “At how normal they are.” When John smiles, wrinkles crease at the corners of his eyes. “And how normal you… aren’t.”

            Sherlock sighs. “It’s my cross to bear.”

            “Maybe it’s a sign of things to come,” John remarks, crossing his arms. “After all, we’re all supposed to end up like our parents, in the end.”

            “If this is to be my fate, John, you might as well have me taken out back and shot. Put an end to my misery before it even begins.”

            “Oh, come on, that’s a little extreme…”

            And as the conversation continues in this vein neither of them realizes that, in the living room, Mr. and Mrs. Holmes have fallen silent to watch Sherlock and John bicker amicably in the kitchen.